my friend is going to give me 5 dollars if i find an episode of Supernatural where no one dies (including Demons, Angels, etc.)
why doesnt this have more notes i made an amazing discovery
You’re really living up to that url
A conversation with a seven year old.
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
Also similar overall body shapes…
HEY THAT’S MEAN- oh wait you’re john green
She thinks we can’t see her.
reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:
- my voice shakes
- i go all red
- i’m ugly
- people will be looking at me
- i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE
god bless gordan ramsey
I promise to never unfollow you for posting excessive selfies. Selfie on, you beautiful self-confident tumblr users.
seriously, how can you not love him.
My name might as well be “New years resolution” because no one’s going to do me
but they continue to hope that maybe one day they will be able to
sO FUCKING SMOOTH