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eternal-heartbreak-forever:

neverimpossiblehoweverimprobable:

neverimpossiblehoweverimprobable:

neverimpossiblehoweverimprobable:

my friend is going to give me 5 dollars if i find an episode of Supernatural where no one dies (including Demons, Angels, etc.)

I HAVE DONE IT
I HAVE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE
the episode is Chucks first episode, The Monster at the End of This Book.
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why doesnt this have more notes i made an amazing discovery 

You’re really living up to that url

23-04 - 20 Hours ago -

hannahwhoisntabanana:

A conversation with a seven year old.

23-04 - 20 Hours ago -

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

23-04 - 20 Hours ago -

Patrick Star and John Green have the same happy dance

skullcrusher-mountain:

fishingboatproceeds:

hiccupsandteacups:

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Also similar overall body shapes…

HEY THAT’S MEAN- oh wait you’re john green

23-04 - 19 Hours ago -

Song: Everybody hates you
Artist: UnknownJason Segel
Album: Unknown
Played: 410967


theladypunch:

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#GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST #I HATE THE PSYCHIATRIST #WELL GO SEE ONE ANY WAY

I sing this. Every. Day. Especially to my cats.

23-04 - 17 Hours ago -

cherniy-alfa:

as a Canadian i can 100% confirm this

23-04 - 17 Hours ago -
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tentacoolaid:

mylittlefurballs:

She thinks we can’t see her.

see who

23-04 - 16 Hours ago -

jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

  • my voice shakes
  • i go all red 
  • i’m ugly
  • people will be looking at me
  • i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE
23-04 - 16 Hours ago -

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

23-04 - 16 Hours ago -

Faction Mottos

Dauntless: yolo
Amity: ily
Candor: tbh
Erudite: fyi
Abnegation: wbu
23-04 - 16 Hours ago -

I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:

zimriya:

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23-04 - 16 Hours ago -

non-volerli-vittime:

I promise to never unfollow you for posting excessive selfies. Selfie on, you beautiful self-confident tumblr users.

23-04 - 16 Hours ago -

but-my-dear-this-isnt-wonderland:

seriously, how can you not love him.

23-04 - 16 Hours ago -

kristacracy:

eat-sleep-and-dream-music:

walkinghalfdead:

My name might as well be “New years resolution” because no one’s going to do me

but they continue to hope that maybe one day they will be able to

sO FUCKING SMOOTH

23-04 - 15 Hours ago -
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